I AM THE COOLIEST

ALERT IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK (city) READ THIS YAY

there is this thing called dump the dump here is the facebook page and see they want to put a garbage dump right next to asphalt green (if you dont know what that is its a sports center thing we go there for p.e. sometimes) and it’s gonna be smelly and gross and loud and cause traffic and shut down some of the sporty stuff and whatnot and nobody wants it there sooo there is a protest thing happening and a lot of local groups from schools and stuff will be singing and stuff including my school’s choral group or whatever but they’re terrible but hopefully there will be other people there and YOU SHOULD COME IF YOU LIVE IN NEW YORK soo idk if you want more information you can message me and i mean idk me and my friends will be there so if you dont know anybody well you know me soo yeah please come it’ll be super fun and stuff and p.s. ITS FREE WOOO and also you get a free t-shirt so come yay

i kind of want to learn how to play the ukulele over the summer

but the thing is that i have neither the patience nor the self control nor the determination to learn how to play an instrument

trust me i’ve tried except that was for piano and flute and i didnt have much fun with those

idk maybe the ukulele will be more successful

do people have normal last names

like

does it happen

because i’m pretty sure i don’t know anyone with an actual normal last name

like brown or jones or something you know i mean idk i dont have a crazy last name or anything but i have like a weird one compared to other people

like whose last name is actually jones or brown or smith or whatever (except matt smith but he doesn’t count because he’s famous)

ok sorry the things i do to get out of doing work hA

wOW OK I NEED TO WORK

remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.

a bring bring da ring ring mauamaumaumau a ZOOOM

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obeseblackguy:

makin my way downtown walking fast faces pass 

noo i dont want to work thanks for the offer though i think i’d just prefer to watch supernatural and sleep thanks xxx

mechastreisand:

people who still say epic fail